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HOMILY ARCHIVE Year A First Sunday of Advent - AdventURE Second Sunday of Advent - Cleaning out the Barn for Christmas Third Sunday of Advent - M&M's or Bugs Fourth Sunday of Advent - It's Better to Receive than to Give Christmas - The Millenium Falcon Epiphany - Be A Star Baptism of the Lord - Can I Baptize My Dog? Second Sunday Ordinary Time - The Amazing Spider-Priest Third Sunday Ordinary Time - I Want Your Blood, Michael Mireau!! Fourth Sunday Ordinary Time - Blessed Be the Frozen Car Fifth Sunday Ordinary Time - Lightsabers of the World Sixth Sunday Ordinary Time - Pluck Your Eyes Out Seventh Sunday Ordinary Time - Cheeky Jesus Eight Sunday Ordinary Time - No Worries Ninth Sunday Ordinary Time - Three Little Pigs First Sunday of Lent - Speak of the Devil Second Sunday of Lent - Third Sunday of Lent - Father Paul Kavanagh Cries During a Walk to Remember Fourth Sunday of Lent - I Know Everything Fifth Sunday of Lent - Jesus Wept Sixth Sunday of Lent/ Palm Sunday - Hey J.C., J.C., Won't You Die For Me Easter Sunday - Pany-Hose Eggs and Melted Pots Second Sunday of Easter - Keep It Real! Third Sunday or Easter - Recognize Fourth Sunday or Easter - Sheep Pig Fifth Sunday of Easter - Mr. Panek Sixth Sunday of Easter - In Our Hearts Ascension Sunday - E.T. Went Home Pentecost Sunday - Communication Breakdown Trinity Sunday - Jesus Bit My Finger Corpus Christi - The Sticker Fourteenth Sunday Ordinary Time - Thou Shalt Take a Day Off Fifteenth Sunday Ordinary Time - Me! Sixteenth Sunday Ordinary Time - Weed Seventeenth Sunday Ordinary Time - Buried Treasure Eighteenth Sunday Ordinary Time - Sleepless in Toronto Nineteenth Sunday Ordinary Time - God Sure Knows How to Make Something Suck! Twentieth Sunday Ordinary Time - Doggie Dinner Twenty-First Sunday Ordinary Time - Keys Twenty-Second Sunday Ordinary Time - God Smacks Me Up the Side of the Head Twenty-Third Sunday Ordinary Time - How to Pronounce Agapé Twenty-Fourth Sunday Ordinary Time - Forgive, Or Else! Twenty-Fifth Sunday Ordinary Time - Deserve's Got Nothing to Do With It Twenty-Sixth Sunday Ordinary Time - Good Old Darth Vader Twenty-Seventh Sunday Ordinary Time - The Prophet Simon Cowell Twenty-Eighth Sunday Ordinary Time - Bliss Twenty-Ninths Sunday Ordinary Time - Is Speeding a Sin? Thirtieth Sunday Ordinary Time - 613 Rules Thirty-First Sunday Ordinary Time - Father Bonehead Thirty-Second Sunday Ordinary Time - Be Prepared Thirty-Third Sunday Ordinary Time - Burying a Piano Christ the King - Moment of Truth YEAR B First Sunday Advent - Wake Up!! Second Sunday Advent - Ringo, The Little Drummer Boy Third Sunday Advent - Three TV Wise Men Fourth Sunday Advent - Red Nosed Loser Christmas - Dancing Christmas Cactus Epiphany - Newfie Wise Men Baptism of the Lord - Love Make You Stupid Second Sunday Ordinary Time - More Wishes Third Sunday Ordinary Time - Bologne Fourth Sunday Ordinary Time - My Dog is Possessed Fifth Sunday Ordinary Time - Last Rites Sixth Sunday Ordinary Time - I Think You Have Leprosy Seventh Sunday Ordinary Time - Campformers First Sunday Lent - Survivor Lent Second Sunday Lent - No Pessimism Allowed Third Sunday Lent - Blowing Stuff Up is Fun Fourth Sunday Lent - My Dog Loves Me Fifth Sunday Lent - Take Up Your iCalendar, and Follow Me Sixth Sunday Lent/Palm Sunday - Heroes Easter Sunday - Easter Chickens and Puppy Dogs Second Sunday Easter - I Stabbed My Sister with a Pencil Third Sunday Easter - Jesus is my Lawyer Fourth Sunday Easter - Tyrone, the Little Lost Sheep Fifth Sunday Easter - Can Priests Go to the Bar? Sixth Sunday Easter - Love! And That's An ORDER!! Ascension Sunday - Obi-wan Kenobi Pentecost Sunday - God Shows Up Trinity Sunday - Huh? Corpus Christi - Gross Eleventh Sunday Ordinary Time - Mustard Seeds are Losers Twelfth Sunday Ordinary Time - Storms, Crashes, and Lawsuits Thirteenth Sunday Ordinary Time - My First Funeral Fourteenth Sunday Ordinary Time - Fifteenth Sunday Ordinary Time - The Prophet George Sixteenth Sunday Ordinary Time - Superman's Date Seventeenth Sunday Ordinary Time - What's the Point? Eigtheenth Sunday Ordinary Time - What is that? Ninteenth Sunday Ordinary Time - Hungry? Twentieth Sunday Ordinary Time - Flesh and Blood Twenty-First Sunday Ordinary Time - Twenty-Second Sunday Ordinary Time - Lip Service Twenty-Third Sunday Ordinary Time - The Pony Tail Priest Twenty-Fourth Sunday Ordinary Time - What do YOU think? Twenty-Fifth Sunday Ordinary Time - Jesus Likes Kids Twenty-Sixth Sunday Ordinary Time - H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks Twenty-Seventh Sunday Ordinary Time - Marital Chaos Twenty-Eighth Sunday Ordinary Time - Rich Guy Twenty-Ninth Sunday Ordinary Time - Gloriuhh Thirtieth Sunday Ordinary Time - The Governator Thirty-First Sunday Ordinary Time - World Religions Thirty-Second Sunday Ordinary Time - Two Cents Worth Thirty-Third Sunday Ordinary Time - Are We There Yet? Christ the King - Rich and Famous YEAR C First Sunday Advent - The End is Near!! Second Sunday Advent - The Alarminator Third Sunday Advent - Indiana Claus Fourth Sunday Advent - Rebel Moms Christmas - Presents!! Epiphany - Baptism of the Lord - How to Make a Christian Second Sunday Ordinary Time - Kegger in Cana Third Sunday Ordinary Time - Homily Writing 101 Fourth Sunday Ordinary Time - Too Easy Fifth Sunday Ordinary Time - Wax On - Wax Off Sixth Sunday Ordinary Time - The Remote Control Seventh Sunday Ordinary Time - First Sunday Lent - Paradise Lost and Found Second Sunday Lent - Father Movie Critic Third Sunday Lent - What Are We Waiting For? Fourth Sunday Lent - You're in Trouble Now! Fifth Sunday Lent - You Spot It, You Got It Sixth Sunday Lent/Palm Sunday - Miracle Man Easter Sunday - My Name is Catfish/My Name is Christian Second Sunday Easter - Stolen Homily Third Sunday Easter - Regrets Fourth Sunday Easter - Stranded By the Side of the Highway Fifth Sunday Easter - The Friend Zone Sixth Sunday Easter - No Fear Peace Out Ascension Sunday - How Not to Spread the Gospel Pentecost Sunday - Superpowers Trinity Sunday - Let's Dance Corpus Christi - Catholic Report Card Eleventh Sunday Ordinary Time - George Carlin and Marcy Burnside Twelfth Sunday Ordinary Time - Celibate Man Thirteenth Sunday Ordinary Time - Me Want Fourteenth Sunday Ordinary Time - Dodge Ram!! ARR ARR ARR!! Fifteenth Sunday Ordinary Time - Good Sam Sixteenth Sunday Ordinary Time - Waste of Time Seventeenth Sunday Ordinary Time - God, Please Let Me Win the Lottery and Become a Superhero!! Eighteenth Sunday Ordinary Time - Money Love Nineteenth Sunday Ordinary Time - Gird Your Loins!! Twentieth Sunday Ordinary Time - Twenty-First Sunday Ordinary Time - Twenty-Second Sunday Ordinary Time - Table 37 Twenty-Third Sunday Ordinary Time - How to Change an Alternator Twenty-Fourth Sunday Ordinary Time - The Spanking Spoon Twenty-Fifth Sunday Ordinary Time - Legs-Like-A-Chicken Twenty-Sixth Sunday Ordinary Time - Mounties are Everywhere Twenty-Seventh Sunday Ordinary Time - Rubber Chicken Jedi Twenty-Eighth Sunday Ordinary Time - Broccoli Sandwiches Twenty-Ninth Sunday Ordinary Time - The Sharkman Thirtieth Sunday Ordinary Time - Driving to Heaven Thirty-First Sunday Ordinary Time - Frog Prince Method Thirty-Second Sunday Ordinary Time - My Alyssa Thirty-Third Sunday Ordinary Time - End of the World Christ the King - When I Grow Up - Three Trees SOLEMNITIES AND FEASTS OF THE LORD Conversion of St. Paul - January 25 - Is that the Same Guy? Presentation of the Lord - February 2 - Spot the Miracle Birth of John the Baptist - June 24 - Baby Names St. Peter and St. Paul - June 29 - Just Keep Swimming Exaltation of the Cross - September 14 - God's Valentine All Saint's Day -November 1 - Name That Saint All Soul's Day - Death and Flashing Lights Dedication of the Basilica of St. John Lateran - Starship Catholica BACK TO FAQ'S HOME